UFO researchers claim they’ve spotted, 100 per cent totally not bullshit, evidence that alien life has existed on Mars…
Now before you go thinking that these ‘researchers’ are just a bunch of tin foil hat wearing loons, they do claim to have proof and I’ll say as far as proof goes it’s definitely not bullshit.
You see, the ever-watchful alien-hunter Scott C Waring, of UFO Sightings Daily infamy, spotted some squiggly carved lines in one of the photos taken by the Curiosity Rover, The Inquisitr reports.
He believes that these squiggly lines are an ancient Martian cave painting and that they show some kind of running alien and a giant snake (if you draw over them in MS paint) .
Waring said:
One of the carvings depicts a running man. The other shows a snake. I found a lot of similarities in this carving and ancient cave paintings here on Earth.
Matopos National Park
The pre-eminent UFO expert knows that people will be sceptical, but he says we wouldn’t dismiss these claims if they were photos of Earth (that’s because people live here) but just because its Mars (where need I remind you nobody lives) and because he’s not a government employee people will say he’s wrong. Well at least he got one thing right.
He explained:
This is a photo from a government source, and its an non-biased object…a rover…that took it. It has nothing to hide, nor to gain. Therefore, to dismiss this evidence is to turn your back on reasoning.
I like how if you don’t believe him, you’ve turned your back on reasoning because the most reasonable answer to marks on a rok is obviously aliens and not erosion. Hey wheat do I know though it’s not like Scott’s ever been wrong before…
More of a concept than a journalist, Tom Percival was forged in the bowels of Salford University from which he emerged grasping a Masters in journalism.
Since then his rise has been described by himself as ‘meteoric’ rising to the esteemed rank of Social Editor at UNILAD as well as working at the BBC, Manchester Evening News, and ITV.
He credits his success to three core techniques, name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake.