Hayley Madden/Wire Image/Twitter/James BluntWhether you like his music or not, there is no denying that James Blunt is the undisputed King of Twitter.
This year was no exception, with 2015 seeing some classic Blunt action on social media. There were the usual witty takedowns of foolish people who tried to get the better of him with some ‘scathing’ insults, as well as some immodest – yet accurate – statements.
And he kicked the year off as he meant to go on…
Not even I think you’re beautiful.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 3, 2015
2006, actually. RT @K_Dick33: Why does James Blunt have a million followers? He stopped being relevant in 2009
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 30, 2015
The latter. RT @unemployedfatty: @JamesBlunt Are you gay? Just curious.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 8, 2015
My bad. Missed my hanky. RT @DJWagstaff11: Day couldnt get any worse than @JamesBlunt coming on the radio at work… #notbeautiful
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 25, 2015
You know we’d win the Eurovision Song Contest if you just had the balls to enter me.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 9, 2015
Who, me? RT @sam_ayling: @JamesBlunt fagot pic.twitter.com/5qoaLMnsnP
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 30, 2015
To be honest, I don’t even really like music.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 10, 2015
Coming out is hard. RT @megyn_wbu: Why is my brother listening to James Blunt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 31, 2015
ANNOUNCEMENT: In keeping with other greats such as Prince, J Lo and Diddy, I announce that henceforth, I am to be known only as J Blo.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 1, 2015
Can’t stand your face but thanks for the compliment RT @BWillett87: @JamesBlunt can't stand your music but your comebacks are second to none
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 31, 2015
Yeah, I bought those 20 million albums myself. RT @TroyJosephDavis: no one really likes James Blunt right?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 17, 2015
I have a very small sausage. pic.twitter.com/VylQLrxbM1
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 11, 2015
I look bigger with a gun. https://t.co/AfwczItm4w
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) September 5, 2015
Suggest you ask my wife. RT @_brookesux:
is james blunt gay— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) September 20, 2015
Just that and a few super models. RT @_idkmatilda: has James blunt done anything other than that one song in his whole career
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 8, 2015
I’d fuck me.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 1, 2015
Love him or hate him, there’s no denying he wins Twitter.
