You might remember a few days ago, Sarah Gailey went viral on social media.
That was because she firstly admitted she’d never seen a Star Wars film, and secondly decided to binge watch them (because why wouldn’t you) and live tweet her reactions.
So we obviously had to cover her experience with the first film – and given everyone seemed to go mad for her tweets, it’s only natural we followed it up.
Her enthusiasm for the saga didn’t go away during the second outing – in fact, now she knew all about Space Voldemort and Space Indiana Jones, she got even more in to it.
Here are her reactions to the Empire Strikes Back :
SNOW PLANET
Is alternate-universe Spock here?#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Good thing Luke has his trusty space-horse
AHHHHH
THE ABDOMINAL SNOWMAN#starswars#servesLukeright— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Uh oh, looks like Luke will have to do a sit up to escape the Space Yeti. Too bad we already know of his allergy to hard work.#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Awww Luke, are you a lil chilly out there? Does it remind you of how you were gonna leave your Uncle OUT IN THE COLD#neverforget#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
She’s still not a fan of Luke then, but she carries on, probably because of ‘sexy Space Voldemort’…
Awww, that poor Space Llama just died, and now these criminals are desecrating the corpse??? This movie is fkd up#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
At this point I'd say Luke exists to be rescued
This guy#ugh#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
She’s a huge Leia fan…
Fucking Space Indiana Jones
Leia doesn't NEED you, maybe she slept with you a few times but she is BETTER THAN ANYONE #scrubs#starswars— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
"I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain"
YES
YES LEIA TELL HIM#starswars— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Ugh but you don't have to kiss a gross whiny useless Luke just to make your point, c'mon Leia, have some standards#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Little does she know a shock revelation about Luke and Leia is around the corner…
"Wait, there's something weak coming through"
Is it Luke's game?#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Sexy Voldemort is back…
Yo Space Voldemort has the BEST FUCKING SONG.#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
It's funny, Space Voldemorts song is so similar to my internal symphony.#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
She pulls no punches…
"You have failed me for the last time"
Dude knows how to do annual reviews, good management style.#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Erm, no…
STAR TREK AND STAR WARS ARE THE SAME@ExplorerRowan said so guys
(Flees the scene) https://t.co/LI69LQO1Ex— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
She really does love that cape…
Space Voldemort is inside the snow fort! Yay! CAPES FOR EVERYONE#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
You again Luke…
Luke is like "hey I'm gonna bail on everyone to go to the Degobah system"
WHAT A FLAKE#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Yep…
The sexual tension between Leia and Space Indy is so thick you could cut it with a laser sword
NOT that he deserves her #starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
"Never tell me the odds"
So I shouldn't tell you the odds of you ever being worthy of Leia, then?#zero#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Space Indiana Jones: "you could be nicer"
FUCK YOU, SHE DOESN'T NEED TO SMILE
(But I'm into this kiss for some reason???)#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Just kill him off already…
Meanwhile in the dry ice swamp, Luke demonstrates how not to take care of your electronics#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
"Now all I gotta do is find this Yoda – if he even exists."
GOOD LUKE
GLAD YOU ABANDONED YR POST FOR THIS#starswars— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Yoda is like "you can't be a good Jedi"
He is 1000% correct, good call Yoda, get this kid outta yr house#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Yoda asks for a lot…
Lol okay, Yoda riding on a young man's back forcing him to do acrobatics #lifegoals#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Hypocrite…
"A Jedi never uses the force to attack"
…remember in the last movie when Ben Kenobi chopped off some dudes arm?#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Accurate…
Lizards and Snakes EVERYWHERE IN The Dagobah, Space Indiana Jones would hate this#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
GASP
SPACE VOLDEMORT IS IN THE DAGOBAH CAVE
does Luke need to face the knowledge that he'll never be that dope#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Say it isn’t true…
OMG
HE CUT OFF SPACE VOLDEMORTS HEADBUT IT WAS HIS HEAD#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Now back to our hero Space Voldemort#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
"Don't fail me again, admiral"
-me when my husb brings home the wrong flavor of ice cream#starswars— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Doing his bit as a father-in-law…
SPACE VOLDEMORT IS INVITING SPACE INDIANA JONES TO DINNER
He's too scruffy for formal dining tho#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Space Indiana Jones is hidden in carbonite. Looks like he needs to CHILL OUT#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Someone is a fan of the Dark Side…
GO SPACE VOLDEMORT GO
TEAM CAPE#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
NO
SPACE VOLDEMORT JUST FELL OFF A RIDICULOUS PARAPETHE'LL BE OK RIGHT GUYS
RIGHT#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
OH THANK GOD SPACE VOLDEMORT IS BACK#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
YET ANOTHER ARM
He misses his arm sooooo much more than he misses his Aunt Peru#starswars— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
Fucking Luke…
Stop looking down Luke, your arm isn't down there#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
What. A. Point…
WHAT
LUKE
you spent the whole first movie pining after a father figure and now you just throw this chance away??#starswars— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
And she smashes it again…
LUKE IT IS YOUR DESTINY
gift fcking horses kid, u aren't gonna get many opportunities given your extremely limited skill set.#starswars
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
And she’s done
OKAY THAT WAS IT
WE DID IT#starswars 1 & 2 COMPLETE.
Break for sleep, #3 on deck for tomorrow. See y'all then.
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) December 26, 2015
