Fancy dipping your feet into the pool of the dying adult film industry?
Well, look no further as we’re about to give you some top tips on how to deal with the interview process, with the help of Redditor carnageeleven.
They got a bit of an insight into the biz after their friend was offered a job as a male porn star with BangBros in Miami for $35,000 a year (£27,000). And to be honest… it sounds fucking grim.
The first barrier to entry would immediately knock the majority of guys out, as they were looking for guys with an eight or nine inch dick for starters.
For those of you who get through that first initial test, good luck with the rest of these requirements- you’re gonna need it.
They said:
Can get hard very quickly with little to no real stimulation. And you should be able to cum on command. You shouldn’t have a problem with doing some things that might seem gay to most men. Rubbing you’re balls on another man’s balls while DPing an actress is a pretty common thing. You have to have a professional portfolio. Modeling pics, maybe some experience, even if it’s amateur.
Yikes, and you think that’s bad? Well, the worst bit is still to come (in more ways than one).
Carnageeleven continues:
If you get as far as an interview, you will walk into a room with an older dude. He will tell you to pull out your dick. You have 30 seconds to get hard. There may or may not be an actress there. She may or may not help you. As in, she’ll allow you to look at her boobs (if you’re a good looking dude she might even let you touch her. Nothing below the waist). You will be asked to masturbate for around 10-15 min, again… With no visual stimulation or anything. The director will tell you to cum. You have a minute, tops, to blow your load.
Talk about a high-pressure interview. And the worst thing? You have to do it all over again, but this time with only 30 seconds to give the director the money shot.
And even after all that you’re not guaranteed the job, but they’ve given us some more details on what just might make you a leading candidate.
They explain that being able to ‘control your nut’ is the most important skill you need home in on, being able to get hard and cum on demand, as well as being able to aim with a ‘snipers precision’.
But you also have other on-set requirements, as they explain:
While filming a shoot, you are expected to stay erect while they change camera angels, chit chat about what the director wants, reapply the female actress’s make up, fuck around with lighting, etc. You’ve got you be able to fuck in very odd positions. For example, leg up doggy style, sideways shot from behind. Keep in mind they’re looking for good shots of the woman and you’re just a dick.
As well as this you also need to be fit and be open sexually to stuff that probably wouldn’t be the usual stuff you get up to in the bedroom.
But his final words of wisdom? “It’s easy to get into as a girl, it’s extremely difficult to get into as a guy.”
For only £27k a year I’ll probably give this career opportunity a miss, thanks.
