Citizens of England and Wales are still not permitted to know the identity of the celebrity threesome couple, and it is driving some people mad.
Piers Morgan nearly blew a gasket due to the subject – but despite a court ruling saying the injunction ought to be lifted, a stay from the appeal court means the identities of those at the heart of the allegation must remain a poorly kept secret.
As reported by the Huffington Post, social media is having a field day identifying who definitely didn’t take part in the threesome.
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— Tom Chivers (@TomChivers) April 18, 2016
Celebrity threesome finally revealed pic.twitter.com/2oWq8xS83V
— Boothby Graffoe (@boobygraffoe) April 18, 2016
Gutted that I'm missing #universitychallenge…. Still at work and still reeling from the #CelebrityThreesome news pic.twitter.com/vR0exJztiV
— Jim (@BarcaJim) April 18, 2016
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— Tina (@Tina_onthe_Tyne) April 18, 2016
Barry Chuckle seems to be a popular candidate…
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— void* (@Grabcocque) April 18, 2016
#barrytheflagscandal RT @twlldun: Injunction lifted! Celebrity threesome couple finally revealed. pic.twitter.com/wjX060qHsB
— Bilko (@wiganrlfans) April 18, 2016
David Cameron has also been jokingly accused of hiding more from the UK public than offshore profits.
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— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) April 18, 2016
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— Lewie Wade (@Worth_an_Ayrton) April 18, 2016
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— Oonagh (@Okeating) April 18, 2016
And he’s not the only politician Twitter has taken aim at.
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— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) April 18, 2016
Celebrity Threesome. pic.twitter.com/LpYY7CDy5m
— Brian Sparhol (@BrianSpanner1) April 18, 2016
Celebrity threesome. pic.twitter.com/D4whkoIzr3
— Ben (@Jamin2g) April 18, 2016
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— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) April 18, 2016
Clarkson got an honourable mention too.
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— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) April 18, 2016
And on that not-so bombshell, English and Welsh media must continue to not report on the identity of the couple.