Ah, the Wetherspoons app. The greatest invention of modern times, up there with the wheel, the internet and the concept of an independent Yorkshire republic.
In new evidence supporting the idea no-one has ever used the app legitamately and without a trace of banter, a student in Maidenhead zapped a tweet out to the general public asking for freebies only to get an array of random Spoons goods.
25-year-old Perrie Game from Berkshire tweeted her location and table number in the mad hope randomers would respond in jest – and boy did they.
We’re at table 36 at The Bear Wetherspoons in Maidenhead.
Just in case you wanted to download the app and send a drink or two ?♀️ pic.twitter.com/XbxDu1n178
— Perri Nicole (@perrigame) February 11, 2018
Taking no chances, Perri then added her alcoholic preference – gin:
I LIKE GIN pic.twitter.com/5F7DQs61Uc
— Perri Nicole (@perrigame) February 11, 2018
Before she knew it, the G&T’s were flying in from every corner, overwhelming her wildest dreams:
WHOEVER SENT FIREBALL I LOVE YOU FRIEND xx
— Perri Nicole (@perrigame) February 11, 2018
Oh shit. pic.twitter.com/ZT3ggeKqCL
— Perri Nicole (@perrigame) February 11, 2018
It wasn’t just booze. Perri also got some peas to help line her stomach:
Stop sending peas you fucking arseholes.
— Perri Nicole (@perrigame) February 11, 2018
She told the Mirror:
It was hilarious. It was the first time the staff there had been made aware strangers could purchase drinks for a table – they were like what the f*ck is going on?
We had to make friends with a group of strangers to help us drink the drinks because there was only two of us out.
So in conclusion, Perri got handed more complimentary gins than you can shake a stick at – free of charge – and people say modern life is rubbish.
Bet the hangover wasn’t great, mind you!