Welcome to modern-day dating in the 21st century. It’s a hellish landscape which has placed us at the mercy of algorithms and a process of elimination.
Thanks to apps like Tinder, dating in 2018 has become a death pit where singletons will do or say anything to find a significant other. Tinder, in particular, has spawned several stories, some cute and adorable, others horrific and downright disgusting. Then you have those odd occasions where it’s so ridiculous and funny, you don’t even know what to think.
The diabolical plan of one young woman, who recently conned a bunch of guys into taking her on a date, is the perfect plan…
I say ‘diabolical’ but in truth, it’s so malicious, it’s actually good. It took a month of careful planning but somehow, Natasha Aponte gathered a mass of single blokes, whom she matched with on the dating app, and made them compete against each other.
The prize: a date with Natasha.
Now, you might be thinking, ‘who would go to all this trouble, fighting off tons of other single men, just to go on a date’? Well, never underestimate the power of desperation.
Natasha used Tinder to trick dozens of men to meet her at Union Square, New York, under the pretence they’d be taking her on a date, but when they arrived, they discovered they’d be competing against one another a-lá Hunger Games-style.
Natasha’s plan was exposed by a man – who goes by the name Misha – in a Twitter thread, which has since gone viral, after he fell for her scam.
According to Misha, he matched with Natasha on Tinder ‘a few weeks’ ago. They started off by exchanging messages on the app, which soon moved over to texting on their phones. Fairly standard dating procedure in 2018.
After more messages being exchanged, she told Misha she was busy with a work ‘presentation’. However, she promised to text him again when she had more free time. Oh, that old chestnut.
After a few weeks of ghosting, which is customary in online relationships, Misha received a text from Natasha out of the blue, asking if he still wanted to meet up. They agreed to meet in Union Square where a ‘friend’ was DJing – and several other single guys were waiting as well. Maybe it was a popular meeting site?
Up to that point, nothing had registered as ‘off’ to Misha. He started to realise something was suspicious when he noticed ‘many people were staying around and paying attention so attentively’.
I could explain the rest of the story but Misha’s thread will do the story better justice.
Just read this ridiculousness:
I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. *Thread*
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I message her some random shit and we chat for an hour or so and she says "here's my number text me" I'm like okay sure thing.
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I thought well that's an overly elaborate way to ghost someone. I say "lol I wouldn't be offended, I totally get it. Hit me up when you're free"
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
Two weeks pass I completely forget about her then I remember and go back to tinder and I can't find the conversation. ? I think well that's weird she deleted her tinder but I take it as… overly elaborate ghosting methods
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I'm like well I'll be damned. Genuinely didn't think she would message me. I reply "yeah I should be free, I'd be down" she says "amazing I'm gonna be running around today and tomorrow but just come around 6 and I'll meet you by the stage then we'll head out"
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I play football with @mersrulesworld_ earlier today and express my incredulity at the situation. I find her Instagram it says singer, actress, model, 3000 followers and I'm like uugghhhh I dunno bro, THIS SHIT FEELS OFF but fuck it
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
She texts me "hey I'm running a little late but just meet me by the stage then we can go" I wasn't gonna stand in front of the fucking stage so I stand off to the side a bit
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I stay back and assess the situation and I'm like fuck I'mma stay right where I am til she texts me. The DJ eventually stops playing and she gets on the stage and I'm so fucking confused but think well I guess she's a social media personality or some shit
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
She gets the mic and is like thanks for coming out I bet you're all wondering what this is about and I'm like yeah what the fuck is this about
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
Then she says I've invited you all here for a chance to go on a date with me and proceeds to give a hunger games speech about what its gonna take to date her
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
Every man in the crowd looks down and mimes WHAT IN THE NAME OF SCOOBY DOO THE IS THIS SHIT to themself
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
I went home.
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
The scene pic.twitter.com/U0ROAWKDQc
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
It reminds me of the quote from Usual Suspects (I won’t mention the POS who said it though).
It goes:
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
Now, I’m not saying Natasha Aponte is the devil (far from it actually), but it was an awesome trick. Let this be a warning for those dating in 2018 and beyond.
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